Sadly, Pavel Datsyuk will not play again tonight.
And now, as I promised Maxie several weeks ago, a shoutout to the worst current jersey in the NHL:
Come on, it has a fucking FOOT on it, for Christ's sake.
Incidentally, the Avalanche's captain is named Adam Foote. If that doesn't make you want to barf blood, or at least giggle inappropriately, then you are not to be trusted.