Friday is here, and it's also a morning immediately after a gut-wrenching game experience (and LATE! Holy shit, where is my coffee?), so it's time to post something totally stupid in a feeble attempt to cheer the fuck up.
Via Deadspin, I present you:
The Don Cherry jersey.
I know, I know: You're immensely jealous. Don't fret--you can actually place your orders* on this very website. Don't everyone sign up at once.
*Offer not extended to everybody. Dirty Europeans and/or non-English speaking peoples need not apply.