No. No. No.

According to Ansar Kahn at Mlive, re: Pavel Datsyuk:

DETROIT -- Update on Wings' injury situation:

Pavel Datsyuk is listed as day-to-day with an undisclosed upper-body injury, general manager Ken Holland said.

"We'll see how he feels tomorrow,'' Holland said. "There's no significant injury.''

Holland said defenseman Niklas Kronwall should be ready to play Thursday vs. Los Angeles.

Let's hope this is truly "insignificant".

If it does turn out to be significant, let's do some math.

(Fuckity fuck fuck fuck)^10 is what I got. How about you?

How about that giant octopus again?