Slow Day Hijinks (Disgusting).

I just ralphed all over my desk.

Catching up on the 1,000+ items my oh-so-demanding Google Reader expects me to read, I came across this gem, courtesy of Puck Daddy: Claude Lemieux is one of three finalists for Canada's Battle of the Blades. (Go there and watch the video of him dancing AND singing. I dare you. I'm not defiling this sacred blog by embedding it, though.)

That just makes me want to do a triple salchow right into an abyss of steaming lava.

I wonder if he gets a 10 for intentionally boarding his lovely partner.