For our everlasting souls' sakes, it sure is a fantastic thing we have the good folks at Westboro Baptist Church to give us the 411 on God's hate list.
Best known for picketing the funerals of anybody they deem to be ruining our country (read: they even picketed Jerry Falwell's funeral, in addition to protesting the motley crew including, but not limited to, U.S. Holocaust Museum, Lady Gaga, the Academy Awards, the entire nation of Italy, Twitter, and the funerals of fallen soldiers), they've really outdone themselves this time.
Yesterday, they took to the Stars/Coyotes game to really stick it to those godless heathens on the ice and in the stands:
Whoa, somebody just overdosed on H8rade. (Ziiiiiiiiiiiing!)
God H8s Ur hockey! Valor Pl. & Olive St. WBC will picket your stupid, cold (you will truly pray for these days of being in the cold hockey games when you burn in hell for eternity) violent, time-wasting hockey game - your SPORT. You know there will be only a few more of these entertainment events before God lets Obama simply destroy this nation. God does not have anything good to say about your sport(s).
Yikes, apparently they're anti-Sunbelt, too:
In yo' face, Bettman!
God Hates DOOMED america, God Hates Arizona, God Hates Florida. You are all going to hell, and there is nothing to do but hear the words, hate the words, get mad at the words - - then get more words.
My thoughts are muddled. After all, for all the things I could possibly be sent to hell for...
Also, I guess I have to throw this away now. Thanks a lot, WBC:
At least now we know why hell is spelled h-e-DOUBLE HOCKEY STICKS.