Best. Thing. Ever.

I give you proof that hockey fans are, collectively, the best at everything ever (even if they are from Pittsburgh), including, but not limited to, ingenious methods of self-pleasure and the willingness to share said ingenuity with the world at large. Behold (from Texts From Last Night):

(412): i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on

Apparently, hockey fans don't acknowledge stage fright, either. Score one for the good guys!